In a small western town...

[louixo]

An old timer was sitting on the porch of the saloon on a lazy afternoon, when a tough looking cowboy comes riding in. The cowboy dismounts, ties his horse to the hitchrail, and then walks around behind his horse, lifts it's tail and plants a big kiss right under there. He then starts into the saloon. The wide eyed old timer looks at the cowboy, and says "What did ya do that fer? .
The cowboy says "I got chapped lips"
The old timer asks.."That a cure?"
The cowboy replies "Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em'....."