"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your phone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize you'd set it free - you either married it, or gave birth to it."
Author unknown (but definitely a woman)
Author unknown (but definitely a woman)