I was SO bored

[cheri1122]

I wrote some lyrics - for drivers...
To the tune of "White Christmas"
I'm dreaming of a nice, long run,
From coast to coast would be just great...
With frieght that's not too large,
A hefty fuel surcharge,
And nothing at all to make me late...
I'm dreaming of some nice, long runs,
For evryone who runs the roads
May the dispatchers be nice,
And not discount your price,
And may evry driver get great loads!

Sick of Christmas carols? Ok, here's a different tune, "America the Beautiful"
Oh joy, what fun - a high mile run!
With surcharge that's real nice,
A lightweight load, a clear, dry road,
No rain or snow or ice!
I'll expedite
All day & night,
Far & wide I'll roam,
I'll run the roads,
Deliv'rin loads,
Till I can get one home...

Sure hope everyone has a very Merry Christmas! (With real GOOD music, lol)

 

[RichM]

Cheri have you been hitting that Egg Nog???

 

[Moot]

Cheri, you and Packmule should get together and co-write some Christmas songs.

 

[highway star]

With 7 months to work at it, maybe we can get her to sing them at the Expo.

 

[Packmule]

Here comes Santa claus, Here comes Santa claus
Driving in the left lane
Eight little raindeer sweating out bullets
swearing that he’s insane

Peterbuilt driver locks em down
Can’t believe what he see’s in his lights
He can’t get it stopped not to say he didn’t try
Now you know how Santa's raindeer learned how to FLY

Sorry Moot, I must be brain dead, can't seem to come up with anything better than that tonight.

I really like Cheri's diddy!! Keep 'em coming

Dan

 

[cheri1122]

I write (or rewrite) songs only on long, boring stretches of interstate, in between laughter at the ridiculous slogans I see on billboards, (that's another topic), and I sing only when accompanied by helium balloons - "I'm too sexy" is a favorite for helium singing, but I might try one of my own miscreations, someday, if about 14 other people would sing along - heck, we couldn't possibly look any goofier than the band at the Expo last July...:+