Check out a Dallas Stars home game. Not only do they have red and blue ice, they also have green and gold ice.
I'll check out a game there when those NHL bass turds reverse that whole "Skate in the Crease" deal. Aside from that, they better hope the ice melts if they're on fire. I wouldn't pee on them otherwise.
The thread isn't a waste. Moot said "oozing pus". That alone made it worth the read.