Humorous real ad from e/o

ChanceMaster

Expert Expediter
Who would hire this guy ?

ABSOLUTELY,EXPERIENCED DRIVER,ATTN.TO DETAIL,ON-TIME,EVERY-TIME.LOOKING FOR (HAVE TO BE HONEST),THE BEST DEAL IN INDUSTRY.,DONT MIND STAYING OUT AS LONG AS,WE ARE MAKING MONEY.NOT INTERESTED IN PAYING FOR FUEL,TOLLS,OR WORK ACC.INSURANCE.SERIOUS INQ.ONLY-NO BROKE @#$% OWNERS,NEED NOT APPLY-AGAIN,YOU ARE APPLYING W/ME,LETS NOT GET IT CROSSED,R/OUT THE GATE-----WANNA MAKE MONEY?? THEN DO-NOT HESITATE---HAVE A OUT-STANDING DAY!!!!!

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OntarioVanMan

Retired Expediter
Owner/Operator
Who would hire this guy ?

ABSOLUTELY,EXPERIENCED DRIVER,ATTN.TO DETAIL,ON-TIME,EVERY-TIME.LOOKING FOR (HAVE TO BE HONEST),THE BEST DEAL IN INDUSTRY.,DONT MIND STAYING OUT AS LONG AS,WE ARE MAKING MONEY.NOT INTERESTED IN PAYING FOR FUEL,TOLLS,OR WORK ACC.INSURANCE.SERIOUS INQ.ONLY-NO BROKE @#$% OWNERS,NEED NOT APPLY-AGAIN,YOU ARE APPLYING W/ME,LETS NOT GET IT CROSSED,R/OUT THE GATE-----WANNA MAKE MONEY?? THEN DO-NOT HESITATE---HAVE A OUT-STANDING DAY!!!!!

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He sure puts it out there....LOL
 

EnglishLady

Veteran Expediter
Who would hire this guy ?

ABSOLUTELY,EXPERIENCED DRIVER,ATTN.TO DETAIL,ON-TIME,EVERY-TIME.LOOKING FOR (HAVE TO BE HONEST),THE BEST DEAL IN INDUSTRY.,DONT MIND STAYING OUT AS LONG AS,WE ARE MAKING MONEY.NOT INTERESTED IN PAYING FOR FUEL,TOLLS,OR WORK ACC.INSURANCE.SERIOUS INQ.ONLY-NO BROKE @#$% OWNERS,NEED NOT APPLY-AGAIN,YOU ARE APPLYING W/ME,LETS NOT GET IT CROSSED,R/OUT THE GATE-----WANNA MAKE MONEY?? THEN DO-NOT HESITATE---HAVE A OUT-STANDING DAY!!!!!

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Hmmm :rolleyes:

I'm absolutely sure he needs to get his own truck :p
 

Bruno

Veteran Expediter
Fleet Owner
US Marines
If this person is so great as they claim, you would think they would own their own truck. This is the type of person that is all about them and they could care less about the person truck they drive. People like this need to be left in one place. Still looking for someone to drive for.
 

BillChaffey

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
US Navy
Speaking of Adds. Craigslist Springfield, MO. "Home weekly, individuals to run teams for FedEx Ground"
Also an Add for Land Star Freight Brokers. "Work from home, we will train you".
 

Rocketman

Veteran Expediter
Who would hire this guy ?

ABSOLUTELY,EXPERIENCED DRIVER,ATTN.TO DETAIL,ON-TIME,EVERY-TIME.LOOKING FOR (HAVE TO BE HONEST),THE BEST DEAL IN INDUSTRY.,DONT MIND STAYING OUT AS LONG AS,WE ARE MAKING MONEY.NOT INTERESTED IN PAYING FOR FUEL,TOLLS,OR WORK ACC.INSURANCE.SERIOUS INQ.ONLY-NO BROKE @#$% OWNERS,NEED NOT APPLY-AGAIN,YOU ARE APPLYING W/ME,LETS NOT GET IT CROSSED,R/OUT THE GATE-----WANNA MAKE MONEY?? THEN DO-NOT HESITATE---HAVE A OUT-STANDING DAY!!!!!

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What's wrong with asking for what I want? :D
 

davekc

Senior Moderator
Staff member
Fleet Owner
Might just be one of those Occupy Wall Streeters looking for a gig. :D
 

Jefferson3000

Expert Expediter
It's funny to see these fleet drivers complain. Now I know that there are very conscientious drivers, as well as dirtbag owners. However, it always stuck me funny at how those who have the bare minimum to offer, are the ones who demand the most.

I can say with assurance, that any service issues that we've had within our fleet came from fleet drivers and NOT owner operators.
 
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