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ATeam

Senior Member
Retired Expediter
Finding myself in two different chrome shops in recent weeks (browsing for fun, not buying new chrome), I was surprised to hear their owner or manager say they are doing well. Pressing harder for specific information, they gave it and convinced me they really are doing well and are not experiencing a slowdown.

One shop manager told me people are buying used trucks and spending thousands of dollars on chrome to spiff them up. A shop owner told me that he is picking up a lot of online business because smaller shops are cutting inventory and "you can't sell out of an empty wagon." Also helpful, he said, is new chrome now coming out for newer model trucks that have not been on the road before. The aftermarket is catching up to the new models and chrome demand for those is strong.

Especially impressive was a "girlfriends" section one shop has. Guys, for your special someone, consider these gifts:

- Earrings made of tiny chrome lug nut covers

- A necklace displaying the ever-popular nude mud flap lady

Think of it. You can decorate your sweetheart like a truck!

This is a case where I can benefit from other people's experience. I am hoping some other guy will buy the gifts first so I can see if he survives. :D
 
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flattop40

Expert Expediter
Sooo your saying my wife is a truck?

Thems fightin words.


Well .....maybe... is she a freightliner, peterbuilt, or international? :eek:
 

gotta go

Veteran Expediter
I'm thinking that a pair of jeans with l.e.d. sequential arrows on the back pockets would be a sure way to get in trouble. :p (beep-beep-beep)
 

blizzard2014

Veteran Expediter
Driver
A truck is one step above a real woman. Sure the truck is high maintenance, but at least the truck never talks back!!
 

inkasnana

Expert Expediter
A truck is one step above a real woman. Sure the truck is high maintenance, but at least the truck never talks back!!

I don't know Blizzard, fail to give the truck the tender loving care that it demands and listen to how loudly it will scream at you! Either that or give you the silent treatment and refuse to budge! lol ;)
 

Turtle

Administrator
Staff member
Retired Expediter
Well .....maybe... is she a freightliner, peterbuilt, or international? :eek:
Your best bet, to stay healthy, is Western Star or Sterling. :)

I'm thinking of marketing some women's underwear, panties with the Hino logo on the rear and the Volvo logo on the front. Whaddya think? :D

Volvo-Hino.jpg
 

dabluzman1

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Retired Expediter
Your best bet, to stay healthy, is Western Star or Sterling. :)

I'm thinking of marketing some women's underwear, panties with the Hino logo on the rear and the Volvo logo on the front. Whaddya think? :D

Volvo-Hino.jpg

If you expand into mens undies......would they be Peterbilt?
Just wondering?
 

ATeam

Senior Member
Retired Expediter
Like the jewelry, it might be best to keep this thread above the neckline and outside the clothes.
 

always confused

Seasoned Expediter
I'm thinking that a pair of jeans with l.e.d. sequential arrows on the back pockets would be a sure way to get in trouble. :p (beep-beep-beep)



only if you include the turn signal switch on the front. then again it might be cute on the right sized 'package' but would be instant death if any hint of 'wide load' was involved.
 
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