How to clean a toilet

[louixo]

How to wash a toilet


This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you

1. Put both lids of the toilet up And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
And run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog...lmao

 

[Yesteryear]

How to wash a toilet


This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you

1. Put both lids of the toilet up And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
And run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog...lmao

ROFL Oh that is soooooo mean! Poor kitty!

 

[theoldprof]

Poor kitty? What else does the kitty do to earn her keep?

 

[Turtle]

We once had a cat that would jump into the clothes dryer as soon as the door was opened, cause he liked the warm clothes. Drove my mom crazy. Finally, I told her I could put a stop to it once and for all. Closed the door, turned on the dryer for one revolution, opened the door, and the blur that came out of the dryer was just too funny for words. Cat never went near the dryer again.

 

[Yesteryear]

We once had a cat that would jump into the clothes dryer as soon as the door was opened, cause he liked the warm clothes. Drove my mom crazy. Finally, I told her I could put a stop to it once and for all. Closed the door, turned on the dryer for one revolution, opened the door, and the blur that came out of the dryer was just too funny for words. Cat never went near the dryer again.

A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied "I don't know, it all happened so fast."