How to bring calm into your life

louixo

Veteran Expediter
Charter Member
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today,
and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.
Some doctor on tv this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to
finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to
see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay,
a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder
of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a
box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now. Plaese
sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr ****s. An telum,u luvum.!
 
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