I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do
a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as
long as nobody is offended by it.
I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust
that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they
now think we're good people.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't
tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the
polar ice caps will melt away
in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the
slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all
death row inmates alive.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should
not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to
break even and give the rest away to the Congress for
redistribution as THEY see fit.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the
terrorists don't have to hide from us over there and when
they come over here I don't want to have any guns in the
house to fight them off with.
I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now
marry what or who ever I want. I've decided that I want to
marry my horsie.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits
of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government
taxing that same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
RRRRIGHT!
Makes ya wonder how anyone would EVER vote Republican, now
doesn't it?
a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as
long as nobody is offended by it.
I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust
that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they
now think we're good people.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't
tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the
polar ice caps will melt away
in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the
slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all
death row inmates alive.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should
not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to
break even and give the rest away to the Congress for
redistribution as THEY see fit.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the
terrorists don't have to hide from us over there and when
they come over here I don't want to have any guns in the
house to fight them off with.
I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now
marry what or who ever I want. I've decided that I want to
marry my horsie.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits
of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government
taxing that same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
RRRRIGHT!
Makes ya wonder how anyone would EVER vote Republican, now
doesn't it?