Hi there

LittleBigMan

Active Expediter
Brand new here. It was suggested that I make my first post in the introductions forum. But I cant find the darn thing.

Anyway, let me start by saying: FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE DISPATCHED.

There. The first time I confessed, the Lord High Dispatcher (r.i.p., Benny) told me to do the following: Drink three scotches, and watch a sporting event, and you shall be free.

So now for the past thirty plus years I have had to do this EVERY....DARN....NIGHT...to atone. But it does indeed kill the pain.

This forum seems almost to be a dangerous place for us dispatchers to be hanging out in. I don't know. I guess I'll find out. But please don't hate me. I am considered a DRIVER'S DISPATCHER. I was the guy tangling with management to get the driver a little bit extra on the load, for running all those d/h miles. I didn't take it personally when a driver turned down a load. I usually understood his/her reasoning, and just moved on to the next driver.

But that was a few years back. Things have changed since the recession. I hear the complaints. I see some of the postings. How can a driver say he isn't making any money, but in the same breath turn down a load offer? "I only run 400 miles or more". "I'll wait for something better to come along".

Most of my freight these days comes from web sites. Out of a thousand plus load offers a day, I have the opportunity to bid on 100 plus. It is so competetive, I am lucky if I get ten. And then after the refusals from drivers, I am lucky if I end up with 5 for the day.

(sip my scotch, check out the baseball score...move on).

Anyway, thanks for letting me in here. I will do my best to make you laugh, which is something I have always been good at.
 

EnglishLady

Veteran Expediter
Brand new here. It was suggested that I make my first post in the introductions forum. But I cant find the darn thing.

Anyway, let me start by saying: FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE DISPATCHED.

There. The first time I confessed, the Lord High Dispatcher (r.i.p., Benny) told me to do the following: Drink three scotches, and watch a sporting event, and you shall be free.

So now for the past thirty plus years I have had to do this EVERY....DARN....NIGHT...to atone. But it does indeed kill the pain.

This forum seems almost to be a dangerous place for us dispatchers to be hanging out in. I don't know. I guess I'll find out. But please don't hate me. I am considered a DRIVER'S DISPATCHER. I was the guy tangling with management to get the driver a little bit extra on the load, for running all those d/h miles. I didn't take it personally when a driver turned down a load. I usually understood his/her reasoning, and just moved on to the next driver.

But that was a few years back. Things have changed since the recession. I hear the complaints. I see some of the postings. How can a driver say he isn't making any money, but in the same breath turn down a load offer? "I only run 400 miles or more". "I'll wait for something better to come along".

Most of my freight these days comes from web sites. Out of a thousand plus load offers a day, I have the opportunity to bid on 100 plus. It is so competetive, I am lucky if I get ten. And then after the refusals from drivers, I am lucky if I end up with 5 for the day.

(sip my scotch, check out the baseball score...move on).

Anyway, thanks for letting me in here. I will do my best to make you laugh, which is something I have always been good at.



Welcome to EO - laughing is good for the soul (and causes fewer wrinkles LOL)

:D
 

paullud

Veteran Expediter
The majority of people on here like to help or just get insight from different sources so your input could be valuable. So are you a broker/dispatcher that could get me a CV load if needed or are you an employee of a company?
 

Lawrence

Founder
Staff member
Welcome to EO! If you are in the trucking business..by all means your in the right place!
 

LittleBigMan

Active Expediter
Well, I am an employee of a company, that also brokers freight. I started at a company called NLM (eww...bad word...sorry), in 96. In place of a raise, My title became "LOGISTICS COORDINATOR"....made my mother proud
 

purgoose10

Veteran Expediter
We stopped for a break and I saw this and thought how funny.

I should be careful because my driver is reading this, but he mentioned a raise maybe I could call him an "Extended Engineer".

Welcome to the funny side of trucking.:D
 

turritrans

Expert Expediter
Well, I am an employee of a company, that also brokers freight. I started at a company called NLM (eww...bad word...sorry), in 96. In place of a raise, My title became "LOGISTICS COORDINATOR"....made my mother proud

96'.. The good old days of expedite. Fuel was cheap and rates were high!
 

cheri1122

Veteran Expediter
Driver
We stopped for a break and I saw this and thought how funny.

I should be careful because my driver is reading this, but he mentioned a raise maybe I could call him an "Extended Engineer".

Isn't it amazing how often that works? The impressive 'title' instead of the money...how about Transpo Tech? Sounds rather zippy, no?:D

Welcome to the funny side of trucking

And sometimes, it's on purpose. :D
Welcome. You never know if the water's hot or cold or tepid, but it's inviting - c'mon in. We won't let you drown, long as you're reasonably nice, or at least interesting....;)
 
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