Having a Bad Day? check it out these actual cases.
Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask. A post-mortem test revealed that the man died
not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records
provided a positive identification.
Investigators then set about to determine how a fully-clad diver
ended up in the middle of a forest fire. It was revealed that on the day of
the fire, the man went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from the
forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible,
had called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was
dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire. You
guessed it.
One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the
next, he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.
Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.
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Still think you're having a bad day? A man was working on his
motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the
engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding
onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst through the glass
patio doors.
His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut
and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called
for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went
down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them
to her husband.
While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to
right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the
spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet.
After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the
shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle.
He went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette
while attending to his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt
between his legs. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion
and her husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his
trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again
phoned for an ambulance.
The same paramedic crew was dispatched. As the paramedics carried
the man down the stairs to the ambulance they asked the wife how he had
come to burn himself. She told them. They started laughing so hard, one
slipped, tipping the stretcher and dumping the husband out. He fell down the
remaining stairs, breaking his arm.
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Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse...
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil
spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild
amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer
whale ate them both.
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Still think you are having a bad day? A woman came home to find her
husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing
frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric
kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him
with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that
moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
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STILL think you're having a bad day? Two animal rights protesters
were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in
Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped
through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hopeless protesters were
trampled to death.
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What?! STILL having a bad day?? Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't
pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to
sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was
blown to bits. There now, feeling better?
Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask. A post-mortem test revealed that the man died
not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records
provided a positive identification.
Investigators then set about to determine how a fully-clad diver
ended up in the middle of a forest fire. It was revealed that on the day of
the fire, the man went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from the
forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible,
had called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was
dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire. You
guessed it.
One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the
next, he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.
Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.
____________________________________________________________
Still think you're having a bad day? A man was working on his
motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the
engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding
onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst through the glass
patio doors.
His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut
and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called
for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went
down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them
to her husband.
While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to
right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the
spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet.
After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the
shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle.
He went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette
while attending to his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt
between his legs. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion
and her husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his
trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again
phoned for an ambulance.
The same paramedic crew was dispatched. As the paramedics carried
the man down the stairs to the ambulance they asked the wife how he had
come to burn himself. She told them. They started laughing so hard, one
slipped, tipping the stretcher and dumping the husband out. He fell down the
remaining stairs, breaking his arm.
___________________________________________________________
Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse...
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil
spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild
amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer
whale ate them both.
____________________________________________________________
Still think you are having a bad day? A woman came home to find her
husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing
frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric
kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him
with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that
moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
____________________________________________________________
STILL think you're having a bad day? Two animal rights protesters
were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in
Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped
through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hopeless protesters were
trampled to death.
__________________________________________________________
What?! STILL having a bad day?? Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't
pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to
sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was
blown to bits. There now, feeling better?