*Am I wrong...or do you need this HAPPYGRAM*
*If this doesn't cheer you up, nothing will.....*
*You know the honeymoon is over, when the comedians
start.*
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree...and think 25 to life would be
appropriate.
*--Jay Leno*
America needs Obama-care like Nancy
Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
*--Jay Leno*
*Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'new Obama Value Meal?*
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you
has to pay for it.
*--Conan O'Brien*
*Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?*
A: A fund raiser.
*--Jay Leno*
*Q: What's the difference betweenObama's cabinet and a penitentiary?*
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
and threats to society. The other is for housing
prisoners.
*--David Letterman*
*Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and
it started to sink, who would be saved?*
A: America !
*--Jimmy Fallon*
*Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?*
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper
stickers off the road.
*--David Letterman*
Solution to the problem in Egypt :
They want a new Muslim leader, Give them ours !!
*If this doesn't cheer you up, nothing will.....*
*You know the honeymoon is over, when the comedians
start.*
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree...and think 25 to life would be
appropriate.
*--Jay Leno*
America needs Obama-care like Nancy
Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
*--Jay Leno*
*Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'new Obama Value Meal?*
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you
has to pay for it.
*--Conan O'Brien*
*Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?*
A: A fund raiser.
*--Jay Leno*
*Q: What's the difference betweenObama's cabinet and a penitentiary?*
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
and threats to society. The other is for housing
prisoners.
*--David Letterman*
*Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and
it started to sink, who would be saved?*
A: America !
*--Jimmy Fallon*
*Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?*
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper
stickers off the road.
*--David Letterman*
Solution to the problem in Egypt :
They want a new Muslim leader, Give them ours !!