A couple of Irish quickies....
Mick and Paddy were stumbling home after a night on the beer when a severed head rolled along the ground in front of them. Mick picked it up by the hair and held it out at arms length, and said to Paddy "Jez, don’t that look like Sean O’Hara?" to which Paddy replied "Nah… Sean was taller than that"
A Utah Mormon was seated next to an Irish Catholic on a flight back
to the States from London .
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman
asked for a whiskey and a glass of Guinness, which was promptly
brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust,
"I'd rather be ravaged by a dozen wild women of ill repute than let liquor touch
my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drinks back to the flight attendant and said,
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
Mick and Paddy were stumbling home after a night on the beer when a severed head rolled along the ground in front of them. Mick picked it up by the hair and held it out at arms length, and said to Paddy "Jez, don’t that look like Sean O’Hara?" to which Paddy replied "Nah… Sean was taller than that"
A Utah Mormon was seated next to an Irish Catholic on a flight back
to the States from London .
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman
asked for a whiskey and a glass of Guinness, which was promptly
brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust,
"I'd rather be ravaged by a dozen wild women of ill repute than let liquor touch
my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drinks back to the flight attendant and said,
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."