nightcreacher
Veteran Expediter
Subj: Fw: Fwd: New Years Thoughts for a Wandering Mind
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-- Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic.
-- I am neither for nor against apathy.
-- All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
-- If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
-- What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
-- They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
-- Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he
grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
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- Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
-- One nice thing about egotists ... they don't talk about other people.
-- My weight is perfect for my height ... which varies.
-- I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not sure.
-- The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
-- How can there be self-help groups?
-- If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
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-- I had amnesia once -- maybe twice.
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-- Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic.
-- I am neither for nor against apathy.
-- All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
-- If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
-- What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
-- They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
-- Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he
grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
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- Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
-- One nice thing about egotists ... they don't talk about other people.
-- My weight is perfect for my height ... which varies.
-- I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not sure.
-- The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
-- How can there be self-help groups?
-- If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
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