A fellow walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees
that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be more
than ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks,
"what's with the money in the Jar ?"
'Well ....... You pay $10 and if you pas three tests, you get all the money
and the keys to a brand new Lexus.'
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. And so he asks, 'What are
the three tests ?'
'You must pay first.......Those are the rules, ' say the bartender.
So, after thinking it over a while, the man give the bartender the $10 and
the bartender drops it into the jar.
"Okay," the bartender says, 'here's what you need to do:
First - You you have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in a minute or less,
and you can't make a face while doing it.
Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have
to remove that tooth with your bare hands.
Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who has never had sex.......
You have to take care of the problem ! '
The man is stunned. ' I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot ! I won't
do it ! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila, and then do all
those other things.....'
'Your call,' says the bartender...... But, your money stays where it is . "
As time goes on, and the man has a few more drinks, he finally says,
"Where's the **** tequila ?'
He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can.
Tears stream down both cheeks.......but he doesn't make a face, and he did
it in fifty-eight seconds !
Next, he staggers out the back door, where he sees the pit pull changed to a
pole. Soon the people inside the bar hear growing, biting, and screaming
sounds......then nothing by silence !
Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the
bar, with his shirt ripped open and there are scratches and he's bleeding
all over his body.
He say, " Now where's the old woman with the bad tooth ? "
that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be more
than ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks,
"what's with the money in the Jar ?"
'Well ....... You pay $10 and if you pas three tests, you get all the money
and the keys to a brand new Lexus.'
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. And so he asks, 'What are
the three tests ?'
'You must pay first.......Those are the rules, ' say the bartender.
So, after thinking it over a while, the man give the bartender the $10 and
the bartender drops it into the jar.
"Okay," the bartender says, 'here's what you need to do:
First - You you have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in a minute or less,
and you can't make a face while doing it.
Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have
to remove that tooth with your bare hands.
Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who has never had sex.......
You have to take care of the problem ! '
The man is stunned. ' I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot ! I won't
do it ! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila, and then do all
those other things.....'
'Your call,' says the bartender...... But, your money stays where it is . "
As time goes on, and the man has a few more drinks, he finally says,
"Where's the **** tequila ?'
He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can.
Tears stream down both cheeks.......but he doesn't make a face, and he did
it in fifty-eight seconds !
Next, he staggers out the back door, where he sees the pit pull changed to a
pole. Soon the people inside the bar hear growing, biting, and screaming
sounds......then nothing by silence !
Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the
bar, with his shirt ripped open and there are scratches and he's bleeding
all over his body.
He say, " Now where's the old woman with the bad tooth ? "