Guts or Big Ones

louixo

Veteran Expediter
Charter Member
Guts and Big Ones - The Medical Distinction
We've all heard about people having guts or big ones. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,
the definition for each is listed below:

GUTS -
Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "'Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Big Ones -
Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
butt and having the big ones to say: "You're next."

Medically speaking, there is no difference. Both can result in death.
 
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