There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant, and the first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This goes to prove that:
the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies with the assistance of a tribal medicine man, who indicated
that the leaves of a red fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation. When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the savage looked him in the eye and said, "Let me tell you, amigo - with fronds like these, who needs enemas?"
Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. Many recent historians wondered for which team they were bowling. However, all the Swiss league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire, thus we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.
An Indian chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned the medicine man. After a brief examination, the medicine man took out a long, thin strip of elk rawhide and gave it to the chief, telling him to bite off, chew, and swallow one inch of the leather every day. After a month, the medicine man returned to see how the chief was feeling. The chief shrugged and said, "The thong is ended, but the malady lingers on."
the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies with the assistance of a tribal medicine man, who indicated
that the leaves of a red fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation. When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the savage looked him in the eye and said, "Let me tell you, amigo - with fronds like these, who needs enemas?"
Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. Many recent historians wondered for which team they were bowling. However, all the Swiss league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire, thus we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.
An Indian chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned the medicine man. After a brief examination, the medicine man took out a long, thin strip of elk rawhide and gave it to the chief, telling him to bite off, chew, and swallow one inch of the leather every day. After a month, the medicine man returned to see how the chief was feeling. The chief shrugged and said, "The thong is ended, but the malady lingers on."