Was sitting in Boston the other day and got a load picking up at the Portsmouth Naval Shipyard in Kittery, Maine, which is on the southern tip of Maine across the inlet from Portsmouth, NH. At the main gate they searched the van thoroughly, and placed my camera, cell phone (has a camera) and laptop computer in a locker and gave me the key. I got all that back when I left. I picked up some HAZMAT paint and took it 680 miles to the Northrup Grumman Shipbuilding Yard in Newport News, VA, across the bay from the Norfolk Naval Base. I picked it up at 6PM and arrived in Newport News 12 hours later.
At central receiving they took one look at it and said, "We can't take that here. That's a military load and goes to Dry Dock {number}. Come back at 7AM (when they actually open for receiving business) and we'll get it sorted out."
Well, I'm confused. I'm thinking Dry Dock {number} is just a loading dock where they take only dry goods, or something, and they can't take HAZMAT at Central Receiving, or something. It never occurred to me that a "dry dock" wasn't a loading dock, it's actually a, uhm, dry dock, where they build ships. Then again, I'm at a dock several times a week, and so far, haven't seen a boat at any of them.
Eventually, I'm back at the main security gate waiting for a security escort to Dry Dock {number}. Two hours go by, as the security escort is dealing with 3 or 4 others back there (mostly flat beds hauling steel), and when they get unloaded I'm next. Finally, he comes to get me, takes one look at my paperwork, and says, "Oh, that's for Dry Dock {number}. I can't go back there. They have their own security escorts."
Wow. Northrup Security doesn't even have any contacts back there? No one to call to let them know I'm there? There's a contact name on the paperwork, which only gets me voicemail. Meanwhile, I'm rotting at the main gate, and Northrup Security won't even inspect my van. "It's a military load. We're not allowed."
Huh? It's PAINT, dood.
"You were loaded and cleared by Portsmouth Naval Operations, and you'll be unloaded and cleared by the Newport News detatchment of Portsmouth Naval Operations here. It's a Navy-to-Navy load, not Navy to Northrup-Grumman."
Oh, OK. Got it. At least they were nice, gave fun, pleasant conversation, and the time passed comfortably.
Finally, at 11AM the regular security guy comes by again and is surprised to still see me there. Said he'd make a few calls, and he took my paperwork back into the bowels of Northrup Grumman. He comes back after an hour or so, says he called a guy who knows a guy, who knows a guy who called a guy, who called the head guy in Portsmouth who called the head guy at Newport News, and that Navy Security should be along in a few minutes.
Right on cue four Navy MP vehicles pull up, each containing two sailors, come to escort me back to Dry Dock {number}. That's eight MP's to escort 800 pounds of paint. 100 pounds per person, I guess.
We get back there and it's a shipbuilding dock just like you see in the movies. I was unloaded 5 feet from the dry dock, could almost reach out and touch it, and as soon as I got there all this crap made sense. The security back there was unreal. It was the dry dock where they are putting the finishing touches on the Navy's latest and greatest nuclear attack submarine, the North Carolina.
Very kewl. Pictures were out of the question, tho. :+
Slow and steady, even in expediting, wins the race - Aesop