A Pakistani arrives in Houston, Texas.
All excited, he stops the first person he meets.
"Good day, Mr. American, thank you to accept me
in your nice country, and...
" The person interrupts and says:
"I am not American, I'm Chinese "
The Pakistani continues on his way and meets
another passer-by:
"Thank you Mr. American for to let my family and
me stay here..."
Again, he is interrupted before finishing his
sentence:
"American, no !! Mexican National. See, still wet......."
The Pakistani continues on his way and meets
another passer-by:
"Mr. American, me thank you for hospitality you
give..."
"But my friend, don't you see that I am black? I
am African, not American"
"But", answers the Pakistani distressed, "where
are the Americans??"
The African looks at his watch and says: "Oh,
they all work 'til around five o'clock".
All excited, he stops the first person he meets.
"Good day, Mr. American, thank you to accept me
in your nice country, and...
" The person interrupts and says:
"I am not American, I'm Chinese "
The Pakistani continues on his way and meets
another passer-by:
"Thank you Mr. American for to let my family and
me stay here..."
Again, he is interrupted before finishing his
sentence:
"American, no !! Mexican National. See, still wet......."
The Pakistani continues on his way and meets
another passer-by:
"Mr. American, me thank you for hospitality you
give..."
"But my friend, don't you see that I am black? I
am African, not American"
"But", answers the Pakistani distressed, "where
are the Americans??"
The African looks at his watch and says: "Oh,
they all work 'til around five o'clock".