80-year-old George goes for a physical. All of his tests come
back
with
normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks
great. How
are
you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor
eyesight, so
he's
fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to
the
bathroom,
poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the light goes
off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says. A little later in the
day, the
doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel," he says, "George is doing
fine! But
I
had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.
Is it
true
that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in
the
bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?"
"Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's whizzing in the fridge again!
back
with
normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks
great. How
are
you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor
eyesight, so
he's
fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to
the
bathroom,
poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the light goes
off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says. A little later in the
day, the
doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel," he says, "George is doing
fine! But
I
had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.
Is it
true
that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in
the
bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?"
"Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's whizzing in the fridge again!