Tennesseahawk
Veteran Expediter
Looking thru the archives, I stumbled upon one of the funniest posts I've read. I'd like to read what all of you thought was hilarious. :7
Mr. Trucker God
Charter Member
27. "RE: You Wannabes Out There "
Mar-13-00, 10:20 PM (EDT)
In response to message #26
when I started TRUCK IN oh 140 years ago. I had such a big rig it was so so very big, usta haul molasses from central america to Boston. Then the finished product, RUM i would haul to Bermuda.
I was so cool, never stopped to get weighed or even Pee! Sometimes I would haul crackers from Africa to North America. I had to protect this freight as if it got wet they would swell. I would throw these out the window. I used to eat crackers and wash em down with the rum. This lifestyle caught up with me however ans so now I am thinking of driving a van. Besides for being a Trucker GOD I thought the pay stunk.. Trucker GOD
Mr. Trucker God
Charter Member
27. "RE: You Wannabes Out There "
Mar-13-00, 10:20 PM (EDT)
In response to message #26
when I started TRUCK IN oh 140 years ago. I had such a big rig it was so so very big, usta haul molasses from central america to Boston. Then the finished product, RUM i would haul to Bermuda.
I was so cool, never stopped to get weighed or even Pee! Sometimes I would haul crackers from Africa to North America. I had to protect this freight as if it got wet they would swell. I would throw these out the window. I used to eat crackers and wash em down with the rum. This lifestyle caught up with me however ans so now I am thinking of driving a van. Besides for being a Trucker GOD I thought the pay stunk.. Trucker GOD
