jaminjim
Veteran Expediter
A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After
sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, before you tell that joke, sir, I
think it is only fair... given that you are blind, that you should know
five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weight-lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
"Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"Nah...not if I'm ! gonna have to explain it five times."
sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, before you tell that joke, sir, I
think it is only fair... given that you are blind, that you should know
five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weight-lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
"Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"Nah...not if I'm ! gonna have to explain it five times."