jaminjim
Veteran Expediter
FUNERAL PROCESSION
Don't skip the prayer at the end!
A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when
she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black
hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary
woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were
about 200 women walking single file.
The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the
woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I
know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral
like this.
Whose funeral is it?"
"My husband's."
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
husband
when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two
women. "Can I borrow the dog?" "Get in line."
A Woman's Prayer
Dear Lord,
I pray for:
Wisdom, to understand a man.
Love, to forgive him and;
Patience, for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for strength,
I'll just beat him to death
In God We Trust
Don't skip the prayer at the end!
A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when
she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black
hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary
woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were
about 200 women walking single file.
The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the
woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I
know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral
like this.
Whose funeral is it?"
"My husband's."
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
husband
when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two
women. "Can I borrow the dog?" "Get in line."
A Woman's Prayer
Dear Lord,
I pray for:
Wisdom, to understand a man.
Love, to forgive him and;
Patience, for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for strength,
I'll just beat him to death
In God We Trust