Expediting Secret 50

Lawrence · Mar 23, 2008

It doesn't matter what lane you choose at Customs -yours will come to a screeching halt when you move there.

davekc · Mar 23, 2008

That's funny but so true.

LDB · Mar 23, 2008

Don't you mean the grocery store? post office? bank?

RichM · Mar 23, 2008

And at a intersection the opposing lane always gets the green arrow first.

jujubeans · Mar 23, 2008

and wives ALWAYS have to wait for their husbands.

dieseldiva · Mar 23, 2008

Don't forget the fuel island where the driver in front of you doesn't return until he's had his dinner and a shower!!

Falligator · Mar 23, 2008

Or the truckstop which has 1 cashier for 1 million drivers at 3am. and you're in a hurry. By the way, what happened to Expediting secret 49? Is it still a secret?!

Lawrence · Mar 23, 2008

Expediting Secret # 49 was removed because it was determined to be in fact a secret.

nightcreacher · Mar 23, 2008

i know what 49 is, but if I tell you, ill have to kill ya

Lawrence · Mar 23, 2008

nightcreacher said:
i know what 49 is, but if I tell you, ill have to kill ya

Interesting, Should I assume you also know secret # 73?

RichM · Mar 23, 2008

You know we all agreed at last years Expo never to mention Secret 73.

layoutshooter · Mar 23, 2008

Don't forget the following three rules to help end expediting frustration

!. If you screw up, it is your fault, it will cost you money.

2. If your carrier screws up, it is your fault, it will cost you money.

3. If the customer screws up, it is your fault, it will cost you money.

If you remember these rules you will understand this business and you will NEVER be frustrated again!!!! LOL Layoutshooter

Tennesseahawk · Mar 24, 2008

Very true, Layoutshooter! That proves how easy expediting is. Kinda like buying 4 chicken nuggets for a dollar.

Gotta remember #51 also. Two wrongs don't make a right; but three rights make a left. Remember that and you're on your way to making a million bux!

GoGrammaGo · Mar 24, 2008

Tennesseahawk said:
Kinda like buying 4 chicken nuggets for a dollar.

Isn't that Secret #49???

Jefferson3000 · Mar 24, 2008

When lighting the tree, if one bulb goes out, THEY ALL GO OUT!!! AHHHHHH!!!

Dreamer · Mar 24, 2008

#54 The probability of your cell phone ringing increases exponentially in direct relation to the amount of shampoo you have in your hair, or the lack of time you've been asleep.

Dale

Critter Truckin · Mar 25, 2008

Secret #55 is the probability that the dock folks that any given Big 3 shop will change their rules from shop to shop and will NOT give a crap that you have other things to do.