If you don't laugh at this one, your dead!
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around th= e nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed= on the long corridors.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residen= ts tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.
One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Cla= rence stepped out with his arm outstretched. 'STOP!,' he shouted in a firm = voice. 'Have you got a license for that thing?' Ethel fished around in her = handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. 'OK' he sai= d, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped= out in front of her and shouted 'STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?' E= thel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him= . Harold nodded and said 'On your way, Ma'am.'
As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her , Buck- naked, and holding his 'You-Know- What. 'Oh, good grief,' yelled Ethel, 'Not that Dang Breathalyzer Test again.!!!'
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around th= e nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed= on the long corridors.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residen= ts tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.
One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Cla= rence stepped out with his arm outstretched. 'STOP!,' he shouted in a firm = voice. 'Have you got a license for that thing?' Ethel fished around in her = handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. 'OK' he sai= d, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped= out in front of her and shouted 'STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?' E= thel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him= . Harold nodded and said 'On your way, Ma'am.'
As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her , Buck- naked, and holding his 'You-Know- What. 'Oh, good grief,' yelled Ethel, 'Not that Dang Breathalyzer Test again.!!!'