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Turtle

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Florida Man Shot By Dog

A Florida man was shot and wounded over the weekend by his dog, who walked away without charges, police said.

Gregory Dale Lanier, 35, of Frostproof, Fla., told police Saturday that he and his dog were in their truck in nearby Sebring when the dog kicked a gun that was on the truck's floor.

The gun went off, shooting Lanier in the leg, Sebring police said.

Lanier wasn't seriously injured, said Sebring Police Cmdr. Steve Carr, who actually said police didn't arrest the dog because the investigation was pending.

He also said he had never heard of a similar case.

According to the police report, Lanier said he was driving along State Road 17 North when the dog kicked "the unloaded .380 pistol." It went on to say that Lanier was "surprised" to learn not only that the gun was loaded, but also that it was actually a 9mm weapon, not a .380.

The incident is only the latest in a string of bizarre shootings in Florida. Just last week, a woman in St. Petersburg was shot by her friend's over. You heard me.... an oven.

Woman Shot by Oven While Trying to Cook Waffles

An 18-year-old Florida woman was only slightly injured this week when she was shot by her friend's oven, police said.

Aalaya Walker was visiting a friend in St. Petersburg Monday when they decided they wanted some late-night waffles, The Tamps Bay Times reported. So Walker began preheating the oven — unaware that her friend, JJ Sandy, 25, was storing a magazine from his .45-caliber Glock 21 in the oven.

The magazine exploded about 9 p.m. ET, spraying casing fragments at high speed and striking Walker. She managed to pick some of the fragments out of her leg and chest and then took a bus to the hospital, where she was treated and released.

Sandy told police he'd stored the gun in a drawer but had stored the magazine in the oven. Four rounds were in the 13-capacity magazine, he said.

Gun and ammunition references indicate that the .45-caliber bullets commonly used in Glocks can explode at temperatures as low as 280 degrees — or even lower if they've been exposed to heat for a long time, which can degrades the structure.

Sandy "stated that he does not have a temperature gauge on the oven so he estimates the temperature based on how far the knob is turned," according to the police report, which was obtained by the Times. "I observed that the inside of the oven was damaged."

In a memorable 2007 episode, the popular science TV show "Mythbusters" found in several experiments that bullets can explode "once the oven was hot enough."

"Without a gun barrel to contain and direct the propellant gases, the bullets did not develop enough speed to pierce the glass or steel portions of the oven. The shell casings actually caused more damage than the bullets," it found — essentially reproducing what police said happened Monday.

Sandy wasn't charged because he had a proper concealed weapons permit.

Remember, guns don't kill people, but unloaded .380s and locked-and-loaded ovens do.
 

Turtle

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Well, let's see. I've got several comments for this one.

Comment #1 - The part that I don't get about "shall not be infringed" is the part that applies to dogs and ovens.

Comment #2 - Golly! You know how to do a screencap with your phone. Ur rly smrt.

Comment #3 - I've been beating the "shall not be infringed" drum for decades, as it's one of the few amazingly clear and unambiguous rights guaranteed in writing by the Constitution that gets routinely infringed every time the State gets to keep and bear an arm that the citizenry does not.

Comment #4 - Did you even read anything after the "NOW" in this thread? If so, then....

Comment #5 - What part of 'humor and sarcasm' do you not get? [insert menacing looking bird here]
 
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mohawk

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i know its not an angry looking bird but it will have to do.
 

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mjmsprt40

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Turtle, you've got the wrong end foremost here. It's not Gun Control that we need, it's Florida Control.

Everybody knows that Florida is where the loonies live, and police reports consistently seem to back that up. Fark even has a Florida tag for goofy stories originating in that state, and Dave Barry, who lives near Miami, will be the first to tell you that his state is not exactly sane.
 

Turtle

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Gun control for dogs and ovens, or Florida Control, works either way. But, a thread called Florida Control wouldn't get you pictures of Angry Birds and the Elite Eight.
 

Pilgrim

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There surely must be a way to ban stupid people from owning or using guns. Maybe our genius politicians could include in their proposed "Universal Background Checks" an IQ test and a questionnaire for firearms safety knowledge. Dogs, cats and certain creatures living with potential gun owners should be background checked as well.:rolleyes::p
 

LDB

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Maybe our genius politicians could include in their proposed "Universal Background Checks" an IQ test and a questionnaire for firearms safety knowledge.

If we can require the same IQ standard for voting as well we'll have far better elected representatives as well as greater firearms safety.
 

LDB

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Can't be done. The criminals wouldn't let it be done. It would disallow too many of their constituents.
 

Ragman

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Comment #5 - . . . [insert menacing looking bird here]

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Turtle

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Can't be done. The criminals wouldn't let it be done. It would disallow too many of their constituents.
I have an electric hair dryer that has on the power cord a warning label that states: "DO NOT USE IN THE SHOWER." I also have some underarm deodorant with the warning: "DO NOT USE INTERNALLY". A bar of Dial Soap contains the operating instructions: "USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP."

If we use intelligence as a litmus test for voting, voters would be a very exclusive club.
 

jvennetti

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dont be too harsh john kerry says we have the right to be stupid. let them enjoy it before it gets taken away.
 

jjoerger

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Turtle, you've got the wrong end foremost here. It's not Gun Control that we need, it's Florida Control.

Everybody knows that Florida is where the loonies live, and police reports consistently seem to back that up. Fark even has a Florida tag for goofy stories originating in that state, and Dave Barry, who lives near Miami, will be the first to tell you that his state is not exactly sane.

Hey, I resemble that remark.:cool:
 

Humble2drive

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Turtle, you've got the wrong end foremost here. It's not Gun Control that we need, it's Florida Control.

Everybody knows that Florida is where the loonies live, and police reports consistently seem to back that up. Fark even has a Florida tag for goofy stories originating in that state, and Dave Barry, who lives near Miami, will be the first to tell you that his state is not exactly sane.

Now that's a perty dag gummed unfair thing to say right thar.

Wez fixin to learn how to count them votes soon and you all be sorry then.

I tells you like I told dem cops. I only had one beer, I left my shirt in the trailer and my wife hit me first! :p
 

davekc

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Turtle, you've got the wrong end foremost here. It's not Gun Control that we need, it's Florida Control.

Everybody knows that Florida is where the loonies live, and police reports consistently seem to back that up. Fark even has a Florida tag for goofy stories originating in that state, and Dave Barry, who lives near Miami, will be the first to tell you that his state is not exactly sane.

Since I am in Florida half the year, does that mean I am only half a loon?
 
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