George and Emily were residents in a nursing home. Emily started to notice that George was still a good looking man, so she decided to try to get something going with him.
One night sitting in the TV lounge they began a conversation, and found that they had alot in common, and seemed to get along very well.
The next day Emily saw George in the hallway and asked him if he´d like to watch TV with here that night. George says, "Can´t, I´ll be watching TV with Matilda". Emily accepts this, and the next day asks George if he´d like to eat with her in the cafeteria. He says "Sorry, but I´m eating with Matilda". This rejection happens again that evening with an invitation to bingo.
The following day Emily is standing at her door and sees George ambling down the hall, and she says "George, wanna go to the movies tonight?"..George keeps walking and says, Love to, but I´m supposed to go with Matilda. Emily now getting frustrated, says coyly "I´ll hold it for you." George says, "Matilda holds it for me". Emily begins to fume, so she says angrily "What the hell has Matilda got that I haven´t got?!!"
George says... "Parkinsons".
One night sitting in the TV lounge they began a conversation, and found that they had alot in common, and seemed to get along very well.
The next day Emily saw George in the hallway and asked him if he´d like to watch TV with here that night. George says, "Can´t, I´ll be watching TV with Matilda". Emily accepts this, and the next day asks George if he´d like to eat with her in the cafeteria. He says "Sorry, but I´m eating with Matilda". This rejection happens again that evening with an invitation to bingo.
The following day Emily is standing at her door and sees George ambling down the hall, and she says "George, wanna go to the movies tonight?"..George keeps walking and says, Love to, but I´m supposed to go with Matilda. Emily now getting frustrated, says coyly "I´ll hold it for you." George says, "Matilda holds it for me". Emily begins to fume, so she says angrily "What the hell has Matilda got that I haven´t got?!!"
George says... "Parkinsons".