Dumbest thing ever done in expedite...

TheOGExpediterGuy

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
Ok well I was talkin to OVM the other day and I asked him what the dumbest thing you've ever heard of an Expediter doing...He told me..."YOU sitting in Laredo for a month..." I said there has to be something more dumb than that...So the question is..WHAT IS THE DUMBEST THING EVER DONE IN EXPEDITE...either that you've heard of or actually witnessed...I think this could be a fun Thread...Dont bash me or others to hard PLEASE...:D
 

layoutshooter

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
Ok well I was talkin to OVM the other day and I asked him what the dumbest thing you've ever heard of an Expediter doing...He told me..."YOU sitting in Laredo for a month..." I said there has to be something more dumb than that...So the question is..WHAT IS THE DUMBEST THING EVER DONE IN EXPEDITE...either that you've heard of or actually witnessed...I think this could be a fun Thread...Dont bash me or others to hard PLEASE...:D

No, you sitting in Laredo seems like it to me!!! :p My/our dumbest? Maybe taking the last two or three loads that we took. Unless something changes fast we are going to lose money on them. I should know better. Don't come out west if you have a month or less that you need to be home.
 

Turtle

Administrator
Staff member
Retired Expediter
I used to be with Con-Way NOW. Panther bought Con-Way NOW. I stayed on with Panther. Beat that.
 

greg334

Veteran Expediter
Oh great TJ, you just had to ask ...

So let's see;

Being told that any one can accumulate a million dollars in this business by following a number of easy steps.
 

ATeam

Senior Member
Retired Expediter
1. Choosing a fleet owner of questionable ethics when all the signs were there that trouble would likely follow.

2. Choosing a sleeper manufacturer based on the manufacturer's experience and reputation when shopping around and doing better research would have produced better results.

Our choices, our prices to pay, our lessons learned.

The smartest things we have done in expediting include (1) enter the business, (2) learn about it and ourselves while driving fleet owner trucks, and (3) custom-build a truck that facilitates our business goals and lifestyle of choice.

Our choices, our benefits enjoyed, our lessons learned.
 

blizzard2014

Veteran Expediter
Driver
The dumbest thing ever done in exoedite has been done by me three times in 4 years. Heck, it even happened to me yesterday. I got out of the Flying J with a cup full of ice water and placed it on my front bumber so that I can free up my hand to open the drivers side door, get into the truck, and pull away. 1 mile down the road I realize that I left my cup of ice water on the bumper and just made myself look stupid. Top that one!
 

Dreamer

Administrator Emeritus
Charter Member
Well, it has to be a tie...

From the road... (what clearance sign?)

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and of course.. on the forum...repeatedly..

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Heh..... :D



Dale
 

Doggie Daddy

Veteran Expediter
It's gotta be sitting a month in Laredo,if Hollywood would have caught wind of that I am sure you would have been offered your own reality show.


Title for the show,any ideas ?

The biggest loser (no,I think that one is already being used.):D
 

wimpy007

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
US Army
Turtle, you are not alone, I was with Con-Way and stayed with Panther, I got an excuse, I'm Old.
 

fastman_1

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
200 miles to the wrong town,I never knew there was 2 Troy Ohio's I assumed the load was going to The Troy near my home, but it went to the Troy near Dayton live and learn,bought a GPS.
 

layoutshooter

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
What about believing a dispatcher when they are begging you to cover a load that you really don't want or does not suit your business needs? You all know the drill, "Help us out and we will see what we can do for you after" Man, I still fall for that!! And here I sit!! How stupid is that? :eek:
 

miguy1957

Expert Expediter
About 3-4 years ago I was talking to a van driver that was driving for an owner, He got a load and a cash advance. Then the load canceled, he took his advance and went to the Casino. Lost all his money, now had nothing to eat on and almost no fuel. Then went on to say that he had a wife and 3 kids at home. I just told him good luck and walked away before I slapped the stuffings out of him.......
 

hunterboy2005

Seasoned Expediter
Had a run to Decatur Al
Went to Decatur Ga
After 5 hours of driving I was only 25 miles from shipper.
Drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
 

Jack_Berry

Moderator Emeritus
can't remember the exact destination but i was headed for this place i knew was in kentucky and the gps kept wanting to take me to the correct place near dayton. headed north finally by the time i pulled over again to check the info near cincy.
 

greg334

Veteran Expediter
TJ I got another one.

I was "dispatched" to pick up in Brownstown Michigan - 2 pallets, 2500lbs. It was going somewhere near Chicago.

I get to the pickup, the place is a mess - annual hearing tests are being done and they have one of them RV testing centers parked across the docks.

I'm told to wait, so I wait then after an hour I ask when, they tell me 15 minutes more.

As I am starting to snooze, here comes a van from the same carrier. He backs up to the ramp, opens the doors and then goes in. I go in and he's standing there with a puzzled look on his face.

He was dispatched on the same load.

SO we both call dispatch, and we both get dispatchers sitting next to each other and explain it to them.

So after the supervisor gets called, then a facilitator and who knows who else, we are told to wait until it gets straighten out.

The other driver has the same run number and the same everything - even the dispatcher.

After 30 minutes, and an unhappy customer, it get loaded on my truck because I was there first.
 

CharlesD

Expert Expediter
I got St. Charles, MO and St. Charles, IL mixed up once. Luckily I had until the next morning, but it cost me a bit of extra fuel and a couple hours of sleep I was hoping to get.
 
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