Thi is funny!
Hello, dummies! Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the
accident?
Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint - A Saint Bernard.
Now I know why they call you the arithmetic man. You add
partisanship, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply
ignorance. Reid is so physically unimposing, he makes Pee Wee Herman
look like Mr. T. And Reid's so dumb, he makes Speaker Pelosi look
like an intellectual. Nevada is soooo screwed! If I were less
polite, I'd say Reid makes Kevin Federline look successful.
Speaking of the Speaker... Nancy Pelosi, hubba, hubba! Hey baby,
you must've been something before electricity. Seriously, the
Speaker may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let
that fool you. She really is an idiot. Madame Speaker... want to
make twelve bucks the hard way? Pelosi says she's not partisan, but
her constituents call her Madame Pelossilini.
Charlie Rangel... still alive and still robbing the taxpayers
blind. What does that make, six decades of theft? Rangel's the only
man with a rent-controlled mansion. He's the guy who writes our tax
laws but forgot to pay taxes on $75 grand in rental income! So why
isn't he the Treasury Secretary? Rangel runs more scams than a
Nigerian Banker.
Barney Frank - he's a better actor than Fred Flintstone.
Consider... he and Dodd caused the whole financial meltdown and
they're not only not serving time with Bubba and Rodney, they're
still heading up the financial system! Let's all admit it... Barney
Frank slobbers more than a sheepdog on Novocain. How did this guy
get elected? Oh, that's right... he's from Massachusetts . That's
the state that elects Mr. Charisma, John Kerry -- man of the people!
You know, if Senator Dodd were any more crooked, you could open
wine bottles with him. Here's a news flash, Dodd: when your local
newspaper calls you a "lying weasel", it may be time to retire.
Dodd's involved in more shady deals than the Clintons . Even Rangel
looks up to him!
Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, I really respect you... especially
given your upbringing. All you've overcome... I heard your birth
certificate is an apology from the condom factory. I don't know what
makes you so dumb, but it really works for you. Personally, I don't
think you're a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of
thousands of others? Gibbs does his best expositional work in the
bathroom every morning.
As for President Obama, what can I say? They say President Obama's
arrogant and aloof, but I don't agree. Now it's true when you enter
the room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in
his back pocket. His mind is open to new ideas -- so open that ideas
simply pass through it. Obama lies so much, I was actually surprised
to find out his first name really was Barack. Just don't ask about
his middle name! But Obama was able to set a record... he actually
lied more in 60 days than Bill Clinton. As far as his administration
-- what with the tax cheat and lobbyists -- well, in the words of
Patches O'Houlihan, "It's like watching a bunch of retards trying
to ____ a doorknob out there."
With all due respect.
FOR THOSE THAT VOTED FOR "HOPE AND CHANGE"... BEND OVER AND PREPARE
TO RECEIVE YOUR BOUNTY.*
Hello, dummies! Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the
accident?
Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint - A Saint Bernard.
Now I know why they call you the arithmetic man. You add
partisanship, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply
ignorance. Reid is so physically unimposing, he makes Pee Wee Herman
look like Mr. T. And Reid's so dumb, he makes Speaker Pelosi look
like an intellectual. Nevada is soooo screwed! If I were less
polite, I'd say Reid makes Kevin Federline look successful.
Speaking of the Speaker... Nancy Pelosi, hubba, hubba! Hey baby,
you must've been something before electricity. Seriously, the
Speaker may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let
that fool you. She really is an idiot. Madame Speaker... want to
make twelve bucks the hard way? Pelosi says she's not partisan, but
her constituents call her Madame Pelossilini.
Charlie Rangel... still alive and still robbing the taxpayers
blind. What does that make, six decades of theft? Rangel's the only
man with a rent-controlled mansion. He's the guy who writes our tax
laws but forgot to pay taxes on $75 grand in rental income! So why
isn't he the Treasury Secretary? Rangel runs more scams than a
Nigerian Banker.
Barney Frank - he's a better actor than Fred Flintstone.
Consider... he and Dodd caused the whole financial meltdown and
they're not only not serving time with Bubba and Rodney, they're
still heading up the financial system! Let's all admit it... Barney
Frank slobbers more than a sheepdog on Novocain. How did this guy
get elected? Oh, that's right... he's from Massachusetts . That's
the state that elects Mr. Charisma, John Kerry -- man of the people!
You know, if Senator Dodd were any more crooked, you could open
wine bottles with him. Here's a news flash, Dodd: when your local
newspaper calls you a "lying weasel", it may be time to retire.
Dodd's involved in more shady deals than the Clintons . Even Rangel
looks up to him!
Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, I really respect you... especially
given your upbringing. All you've overcome... I heard your birth
certificate is an apology from the condom factory. I don't know what
makes you so dumb, but it really works for you. Personally, I don't
think you're a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of
thousands of others? Gibbs does his best expositional work in the
bathroom every morning.
As for President Obama, what can I say? They say President Obama's
arrogant and aloof, but I don't agree. Now it's true when you enter
the room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in
his back pocket. His mind is open to new ideas -- so open that ideas
simply pass through it. Obama lies so much, I was actually surprised
to find out his first name really was Barack. Just don't ask about
his middle name! But Obama was able to set a record... he actually
lied more in 60 days than Bill Clinton. As far as his administration
-- what with the tax cheat and lobbyists -- well, in the words of
Patches O'Houlihan, "It's like watching a bunch of retards trying
to ____ a doorknob out there."
With all due respect.
FOR THOSE THAT VOTED FOR "HOPE AND CHANGE"... BEND OVER AND PREPARE
TO RECEIVE YOUR BOUNTY.*
