A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off
her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that
mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard
and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt,
even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she
takes off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest. "How did you
get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to
Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt,
even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she
takes off her blouse, he notices a green "M" on her chest. "Do you have
a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor. "No, but I have a girlfriend at
Wisconsin. Why do you ask?"
her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that
mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard
and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt,
even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she
takes off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest. "How did you
get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to
Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt,
even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she
takes off her blouse, he notices a green "M" on her chest. "Do you have
a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor. "No, but I have a girlfriend at
Wisconsin. Why do you ask?"