divorce court

nightcreacher

Veteran Expediter
DIVORCE COURT


Angelina and Giuseppe were standing before the judge in divorce court.






Angelina says: "Your honor, we beena marry 25 years ana Giuseppi he always picka his nose






ana when we maka love he a never letsa me on topa. I justa canna taka dis nomore."





The judge listens solemnly and then addresses Giuseppi. "Giuseppi, is disa true. You always a picka your nose and you never let Angelina on top?? What have you gotta say fora yourself?"





Giuseppi says, "Well your honor, itsa true. I picka my nose a lot and, yeah, Angelina,





I tella her she'sa gotta be onna da bottom. Itsa all go's aback to when I'mma a younga boy. My poppa, he's a very smarta man.





I always do ev'ryting he'sa say. My poppa one day he says, "Giuseppi, I gotta tella you da two main secrets ofa hava successful life:





Number one,





you always keepa your nose clean.





ana number two,





never screw up.
 
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