nightcreacher
Veteran Expediter
DIVORCE COURT
Angelina and Giuseppe were standing before the judge in divorce court.
Angelina says: "Your honor, we beena marry 25 years ana Giuseppi he always picka his nose
ana when we maka love he a never letsa me on topa. I justa canna taka dis nomore."
The judge listens solemnly and then addresses Giuseppi. "Giuseppi, is disa true. You always a picka your nose and you never let Angelina on top?? What have you gotta say fora yourself?"
Giuseppi says, "Well your honor, itsa true. I picka my nose a lot and, yeah, Angelina,
I tella her she'sa gotta be onna da bottom. Itsa all go's aback to when I'mma a younga boy. My poppa, he's a very smarta man.
I always do ev'ryting he'sa say. My poppa one day he says, "Giuseppi, I gotta tella you da two main secrets ofa hava successful life:
Number one,
you always keepa your nose clean.
ana number two,
never screw up.
Angelina and Giuseppe were standing before the judge in divorce court.
Angelina says: "Your honor, we beena marry 25 years ana Giuseppi he always picka his nose
ana when we maka love he a never letsa me on topa. I justa canna taka dis nomore."
The judge listens solemnly and then addresses Giuseppi. "Giuseppi, is disa true. You always a picka your nose and you never let Angelina on top?? What have you gotta say fora yourself?"
Giuseppi says, "Well your honor, itsa true. I picka my nose a lot and, yeah, Angelina,
I tella her she'sa gotta be onna da bottom. Itsa all go's aback to when I'mma a younga boy. My poppa, he's a very smarta man.
I always do ev'ryting he'sa say. My poppa one day he says, "Giuseppi, I gotta tella you da two main secrets ofa hava successful life:
Number one,
you always keepa your nose clean.
ana number two,
never screw up.