did ya se this coming

[nightcreacher]

A successful Rancher died

and left everything​

to his devoted wife.

She was avery good-looking woman ​

anddetermined to keep the Ranch, ​

but knew verylittle about Ranching,​

so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper,​

for a Ranch-Hand.

Two Cowboys applied for the job. ​

One was Gay guyand new to the town.​

The other, a well known local drunk.

She thought long and hard about it,
and when no one else applied ​

she decidedto hire the Gay guy,


figuring it would be better to have him


around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker ​

who put in longhours every day


and knew alot about Ranching.

For weeks, the two of them worked hard... ​

and the Ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, ​

the Rancher's widow said to theHired-Hand..

"You've done a really good job, ​

and the Ranch looks great.!!


You should go into town for awhile


and kick upyour heels."


The Hired-Hand readily agreed,


and went into town one Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however... and he didn'treturn. ​

Two o'clock... and still no Hired-Hand. ​

Finally... at Two-Thirty-Five, he returned.!! ​

Upon entering the room, he found the Rancher's Widow


sitting by the fireplace, sipping a glass of wine.


...She had been waiting for him!

She quietly called him over to her. ​

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. ​

Trembling, he did as she directed. ​

"Now, takeoff my boots."

He did as she asked, ever so slowly.. ​

"Now...my tights."

He gently removed each garment and placed them ​

neatlyby her boots.

"Now, take off my skirt." ​

He carefully unbuttoned the top fastener, then slowly unzipped it, all the while watchingher eyes,as they sparkled in the firelight. ​

"Now, take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and watched, as it effortlessly dropped tothe floor. ​

Then, she looked at him and said... ​

"If you everwear my clothes into town again, you're fired.!!!"

​

 

[melanieanne]

that was a good one. no i didn't see that one coming. thanks for giving me a good giggle on day where nothing has been too great. ( being a girl who loves her clothes, that would upset me so much}.
Have a great Night!