Creative senior personals

louixo

Veteran Expediter
Charter Member
FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'-4"
(used to be 5'-6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair,
many new parts including hip, knee, cornea and valves. I'm not in running condition
but I walk well.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth
husband looking for someone to round out a six- unit burial plot. Dizziness, fainting,
shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga
and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing
aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated
flossier to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES?: I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro
on Saturday nights and still like to play the air guitar. If you were a groovy chick,
or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my boss collection of
eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can
remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
 
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