A cowboy and his wife had just been married and went to a hotel for their honeymoon.
The husband went to the front desk and asked for a room.
He said, "This here's a very special 'casion . . . our weddin' night, an' we need a nice room with a good, strong bed."
The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the Bridal?"
The cowboy thought a minute and then replied, "Nope, reckon not - I'll just hold onto her ears 'til she gets used to it."
The husband went to the front desk and asked for a room.
He said, "This here's a very special 'casion . . . our weddin' night, an' we need a nice room with a good, strong bed."
The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the Bridal?"
The cowboy thought a minute and then replied, "Nope, reckon not - I'll just hold onto her ears 'til she gets used to it."