25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm
Kissing You Goodbye
24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was
Pure
23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go
Bowling
21. I Sold A Car To the Guy Who Stole My Girl,
But It Don't Run So We're Even
20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So
Well
18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's
Gettin'Better
17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause
I'm Afraid She'd Win
16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's
Honeymoon Tonight
15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like
Having You Here
14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My
Back and Cryin' Over You
13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life,
Then Number Two On You
12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be
Out By Now
11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's
Head)
10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't
Love You
9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And
I Sure Do Miss Him
8. Please Bypass This Heart
7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped
That Sucker Flat
5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly
4. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's
Me
3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin'
Double
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer
* And the number one Country song . . .
1. I Ain't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women,
But I Sure Woke Up With A Few
.
Kissing You Goodbye
24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was
Pure
23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go
Bowling
21. I Sold A Car To the Guy Who Stole My Girl,
But It Don't Run So We're Even
20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So
Well
18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's
Gettin'Better
17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause
I'm Afraid She'd Win
16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's
Honeymoon Tonight
15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like
Having You Here
14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My
Back and Cryin' Over You
13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life,
Then Number Two On You
12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be
Out By Now
11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's
Head)
10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't
Love You
9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And
I Sure Do Miss Him
8. Please Bypass This Heart
7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped
That Sucker Flat
5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly
4. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's
Me
3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin'
Double
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer
* And the number one Country song . . .
1. I Ain't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women,
But I Sure Woke Up With A Few
.