Christmas wishes?

SantaElfDriver · Dec 15, 2002

Hi ya everyone! I am so glad I found this forum again. (I forgot to bookmark this site.)Santa even mentioned how excited he was that we found this forum again! I just got the load listing from Santa! Ops, not suppose to mention that. :7

Now, what would you like for Christmas this year? Maybe your wish will be granted, maybe a lump of coal will be given. Never know till you ask or tell. I am no longer busy, with loading the sleigh, so I have time to spend here each day. Some joined in the fun last year, maybe more will join in this year.
See you soon!:9 :7

ruready814 · Dec 15, 2002

Christmas list? oh what the hell here it goes what i would like is a 2001 kenworth t2000 streched loaded mint green or bright blue,also would like my own authority and all my cost paid (tolls,fuel,taxes,ect.)}>

SantaElfDriver · Dec 16, 2002

Well hello, Ruready! By the looks of your nicname your set to go, in a 2001 T2000. Now if you wish to update, when the Kenworth 800 series is ready, that will be available for you as well. Now, either truck you choose to own will be created to your specs and needs.

Check this webpage out on the new Kenworth 800 series http://www.kenworth.com/6100_pre_mor.asp?file=1210

Now, I had a conference with Santa over the tolls, fuel and taxes. He agreed that the tax system for truckers should be deemed illegal. So he stated that this year all taxes will be taken care of with Uncle Sam. Sorry, Frank. }> Yes, tolls and fuel will be taken care of as well as your own authority. Wow, now that is a wonderful Christmas!

Please let Santa know if a dispatcher tries to tell you, your truck is to heavy and no loads available. A shipment of coal will be waiting for that dispatcher!

Have a wonderful Christmas!:7

louixo · Dec 17, 2002

Santa Elf Driver. Last year I asked for a KW T300, with all the goodies. You left me a lousy KW model stocking stuffer. This year get me a real one! What´s with you anyway? I left you milk and cookies, and some apples for your reindeer, and you left me a note saying that the milk gave you the runs, and that the apples gave the reindeers gas. This year i´m going to leave you a glass of Chevas Regal, and Godiva chocolates...you better come thru, or I´ll be on the roof with a 12 gauge.

geo · Dec 19, 2002

like a run every other day about 300 miles or so and back home again
with return load

maybe if i leave more beer and cookies out again like i did in 2000
and got a 2001 western star early

rollnthunder · Dec 19, 2002

Well heck my wishes are simple...Im suppose to get my western star this week but i have ran into a few snaggs i have worked threw them...I just want a new Galaxy radio and a Xm satelite radio....Thats it..I have cheap needs..I will even leave cookies,milk,beer what ever santa wants....My wife anything

SantaElfDriver · Dec 19, 2002

Dear Louixo, being Santa's elf and all. I had a really hard time trying to find your request from last year for a KW Model. I just had to make sure you where not over looked and given the wrong gift in error! What I did find was a vacation on a hidden island for a month, with all expenses and needs taken care of. Then we kept you running on I 10 the rest of the winter as you requested. (never give reindeer apples! OH, the smell)

Ok this years you shall be granted a gift of a real KW T300, loaded as you wish. After all, look at mom has said in the past. "Don't play with guns you might shoot your eye out!"

Hint: I would prefer pure Belgium chocolate, Thank you!!

PS: Santa told me to let you know that, he thanks you for the Regal. Rudolph and the guys are asking for corn this year! (please, no apples)

SantaElfDriver · Dec 19, 2002

Merry Christmas, Geo! You never ask for much. So this year wish will be granted with three extra wishes. You will receive your first gift, with no problem. Santa, also said he is going to talk to your dispatches and have them give you an increase on pay to cover fuel expense for a year. Now your being given three extra wishes. Use them wisely. Santa suggested that maybe a wish every four months. Look at this as a gift that keeps giving all year around.

Beer is nice, but Regal is better, and don't forget the Belgium Chocolate!

SantaElfDriver · Dec 19, 2002

A fair warning to all from Rudolph and friends.. Leave any apples around and a gift for you will be waiting! Corn will be more then welcomed.

SantaElfDriver · Dec 19, 2002

Hey there rollnthunder! Santa agrees. Your wish will be granted and both XM and Galaxy will be under the tree.

Santa also said, because of what had happen, you and the Mrs will be allowed one more wish for the new year to come. He is also going to make all payments for one year on the truck, so you and the MRS, can relax and get ahead of the game. Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey now, don't forget the Belgium Chocolate!

Xpediter · Dec 19, 2002

Santa,

Know who keeps Mrs. Clause warm on all those cold nights when you are out there in that old sleigh? hehehehe
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:7

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RichM · Dec 19, 2002

Can i get back the very best truck I ever owned.A 1991 Mercedes Benz 1319 with the OM 366 190HP engine??If thats not possible how about a complete in frame overhaul on my Cummins C Series with 659,000 on it.
Beer+ Booze is available at my house.No Porno stuff or illegal substances.

Weave · Dec 20, 2002

I don't think a football is a very good Christmas present

-Weave-

SantaElfDriver · Dec 20, 2002

Xpediter, how did you expect this one to be answered? Santa said to check your stocking with care and look for the Viarga at the bottom! Santa was laughing when he said this as well.

He also said to give this link to you, since you have such a humor.

http://www.nstorm.com/games/game_detail.asp?game_id=33
Client: TechTV
Filename: elfbowling3.exe
File Size: 3.6 MB PC
System Requirments:
PC- Pentium 400, 64 MB Ram, 4 MB VRAM, Win 98, Win NT, Win 2000, Win XP, 24-bit color
Launched: December 7th 2002

Have fun with the game!

SantaElfDriver · Dec 20, 2002

In response to message #10

Rich, Santa search high and low for your truck, its gone. Now because of all that you done in the past year. Santa said for you to go and pick out the Mercedes you want and deck it out!!

Now there is a small catch to this. Santa said he wants a small sign on the back of the truck, that states suggested by Santaelfdriver! hehehehe

Ops, almost got caught there.. yea we all know that Rudolph has a big mouth!

Rich there is more to this to. You will receive all that you need to run the truck for one full year. This will help you get back on your feet. Now, Did you say vacation?

Yep there is one of those to, Just leave a note out for Santa letting him know where you wish to go! Tickets will be there for you.

Merry Christmas, Rich!

SantaElfDriver · Dec 20, 2002

Hi ya Weave! Sorry about that football. We been looking for it, it was suppose to go to a kid name Jimmy over in HI. Santa is looking to see who packed your gift up. Last year note states HOG! Not pigskin!

Weave your gift for this year is a Hog, not just any Hog either. Santa will be picking you up in the sleigh and flying you over to HI. There you will get to meet up with Jimmy. Lol, don't worry. Jimmy has your HOG waiting for you from the Jesse James gang over in LA!!

You will have the whole month off to explore the Islands and enjoying island life style. At the end of the month there will be a ticket taking you over to the mainland with your new Hog. Jesse and the gang will be waiting fof you with your truck. Yes, your truck. The gang decided to redo your truck for you. Enjoy!!!

http://lichterphoto.com/mpages/ecomm/buildceleb/jjame/jjame01.html

Merry Christmas, Weave!

psssssssssst, don't forget the that sticker about suggested by Santaelfdriver.. hehehehe

oh oh don't forget the Belgium Chocolates, I will even share them with ya!

paperback1 · Dec 20, 2002

I WOULD LIKE FOR RATES AND PAY TO GO UP, THE PACKERS TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL, MY HAIR TO GROW BACK, AND I'D LIKE SANTA TO LEAVE ME SOME BOOZE FOR A CHANGE. THATS ALL, SIMPLE:9

Lostmarbles · Dec 20, 2002

Hey Santa!
I'll ask A.G.A.I.N. !

I WANT A... FAT... RICH... WIFE....OK DON'T HAVE TO FAT....BUT!

Life is what happens to you while your busy makeing other plans.}>

teacel · Dec 20, 2002

HEY NOW ELFYYYYYYY ELF!!!!!!!!!!

I here it's going to be a very bad ugly night out there on the eve of XMAS, so you be careful driving SANTA around in that BIG OLD SLEIGH! Keep in mind, IF for any reason that reindeer power you have under those ropes of your's goes haywire from the slip of and APPLE, you can give WEAVE a call. HE can fix anything!!!!!!!!!!!!! :7 :7 :7

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All this talk of SANTA getting some of the guys nice new shinny "D" units, JUST! JUST!! JUST!!! may send out the wrong message to all the other troops driving vans, Don't you think????????x( x( x(

SINCE most of THE MEMBERS out here on the front lines are team players, Why not ASK SANTA if he can give the gang, All the guys and gals on the team------ "NOW! NOW make sure and remind him that it would only have to be for this new up coming year, unless you think you can convince him to do it for five years!!!}> }> }>"------ the best gift any EXPEDITER could ------ "WHILE HE OR SHE IS LAID UP AT SOME TRUCK STOP, OR WALLY WORLD, WONDERING IF THE NEXT CALL IS THE ONE :-( :-( :-( "------Dream of having. Come on ELFY ELF!!!:'( :'( :'( you can convince Santa to give all the guys and gals as many miles a week that driver can handle. Every time one of the drivers is at the receivers unloading, his/her phone or Qual-Comm rings with another load ready for pick up around the corner. Good Trips!!! :9 :9 :9 :9 500 - PLUS mile trips or better, OKAY throw some 250 mile trips in there too!!!

3000 miles a week plus.

AND for ME, some good old R n R!!!!! AND to hit the POWER BALL LOTTO FOR $200MIL OR MORE???????????????? LOL

OH DARN! ELFYYY ELF! Almost forgot!

Please ask SANTA to sprinkle some magical success dust on ELMO and the GANG.

Belgium Chocolate! Since you seam to be getting that from most of the others how about some Cannoli, Pasticciotti, or Sfogliatelle, along with some Irish Coffee or some Expresso to wash it all down????????

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SantaElfDriver · Dec 20, 2002

teace, honestly you really sleigh me! got it?? hahahahaa It is not like you have asked for much. Only what others dream of each week, this is the week, one week a month just to hit the books to pay the bills. I agree so much with your wish of all to have miles for each week, up to 3,000. Such a wish should be granted but not by Santa alone. In fact this should not even be a wish, but the way real life should be for any driver.

Santa and I are not done with your wish.

Just Belgium chocolate would be nice, no other food is more pleasing to an elf! ops, knock it off Rudolph!