nightcreacher
Veteran Expediter
Childbirth at 65
This is why we are not supposed to have children when we get older………
Childbirth at 65
Too good not to pass on, Enjoy !!!
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my
friend.
Growing very impatient,
I asked, 'Well, when
can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she
told me.
'WHEN HE CRI ES?' I
demanded. 'Why do I
have to wait until he
CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT
WHERE I PUT HIM,
O.K.?!!'
Childbirth at 65
Too good not to pass on, Enjoy !!!
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my
friend.
Growing very impatient,
I asked, 'Well, when
can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she
told me.
'WHEN HE CRI ES?' I
demanded. 'Why do I
have to wait until he
CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT
WHERE I PUT HIM,
O.K.?!!'