Translations of California Euphemisms.
California Texas
Arsenal of Weapons Gun Collection
Delicate Wetlands Swamp
Undocumented Worker Illegal Alien
Cruelty-Free Materials Synthetic Fiber
Assault and Battery Attitude Adjustment
Heavily Armed Packing
Narrow-minded Righteous
Taxes or Your Fair Share Coerced Theft
Commonsense Gun Control Only criminals will have guns
Illegal Hazardous Explosives Fireworks or Stump Removal
Non-viable Tissue Mass Fetus
Equal Access to Opportunity Affirmative action quotas
Multicultural Community High Crime Barrio
Fairness or Social Progress Marxist
Upper Class or "The Rich " Self-Employed
Progressive, Change Another Government Scheme
Homeless or Disadvantaged Bums or Welfare Leeches
Sniper Rifle Scoped Deer Rifle
Investment For the Future Higher Taxes
Healthcare Reform Socialized Medicine
Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater Republican
Truants Homeschoolers
Victim or Oppressed Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing
High Capacity Magazine Loaded and Locked
Religious Zealot Church-going
Reintroduced Wolves Sheep and Elk Killers
Fair Trade Coffee Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
Exploiters or "The Rich " Employed Self Employed or Land Owner
The Gun Lobby NRA Members
Assault Weapon Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)
Fiscal Stimulus New Taxes and Higher Taxes
Same Sex Marriage Homos legalized perversion
Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting Chinese Mercury-Laden Expensive Flourescent Light Bulbs
California Texas
Arsenal of Weapons Gun Collection
Delicate Wetlands Swamp
Undocumented Worker Illegal Alien
Cruelty-Free Materials Synthetic Fiber
Assault and Battery Attitude Adjustment
Heavily Armed Packing
Narrow-minded Righteous
Taxes or Your Fair Share Coerced Theft
Commonsense Gun Control Only criminals will have guns
Illegal Hazardous Explosives Fireworks or Stump Removal
Non-viable Tissue Mass Fetus
Equal Access to Opportunity Affirmative action quotas
Multicultural Community High Crime Barrio
Fairness or Social Progress Marxist
Upper Class or "The Rich " Self-Employed
Progressive, Change Another Government Scheme
Homeless or Disadvantaged Bums or Welfare Leeches
Sniper Rifle Scoped Deer Rifle
Investment For the Future Higher Taxes
Healthcare Reform Socialized Medicine
Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater Republican
Truants Homeschoolers
Victim or Oppressed Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing
High Capacity Magazine Loaded and Locked
Religious Zealot Church-going
Reintroduced Wolves Sheep and Elk Killers
Fair Trade Coffee Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
Exploiters or "The Rich " Employed Self Employed or Land Owner
The Gun Lobby NRA Members
Assault Weapon Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)
Fiscal Stimulus New Taxes and Higher Taxes
Same Sex Marriage Homos legalized perversion
Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting Chinese Mercury-Laden Expensive Flourescent Light Bulbs