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Veteran Expediter
Q: When is an elephant like the Easter Bunny?
A: When he's wearing his cute little Easter Bunny suit.
Q: What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A: A runny bunny.
Q: Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
A: He didn't have the hare fare.
Q: How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
A: One. After that the basket won't be empty.
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road>
A: Because the chicken had his Easter eggs.
Molly Mole: What's the difference between the Easter rabbit and a mattababy?
Barney: What's a mattababy?
Molly Mole: Nothing. What's the matter with you?
Q: Where do Easter bunnies dance?
A: At the basketball.
What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Did you ever see a rabbit with glasses?
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper?
Warren!
How can you tell when it's rabbit pie for dinner?
It has hares in it.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A hare net.
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do!
What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
Cheer up!
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits' feet.
How do you post a bunny?
Hare Mail.
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?
A bunion.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?
A pip squeak.
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.
What goes ha-ha-clunk?
A bunny laughing its head off.
How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for 3 hours!
How can you tell if your bunny is a chestnut(btw, Chestnut is the name for the wild rabbit color)?
Get out a board and see if he plays!
A: When he's wearing his cute little Easter Bunny suit.
Q: What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A: A runny bunny.
Q: Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
A: He didn't have the hare fare.
Q: How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
A: One. After that the basket won't be empty.
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road>
A: Because the chicken had his Easter eggs.
Molly Mole: What's the difference between the Easter rabbit and a mattababy?
Barney: What's a mattababy?
Molly Mole: Nothing. What's the matter with you?
Q: Where do Easter bunnies dance?
A: At the basketball.
What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Did you ever see a rabbit with glasses?
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper?
Warren!
How can you tell when it's rabbit pie for dinner?
It has hares in it.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A hare net.
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do!
What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
Cheer up!
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits' feet.
How do you post a bunny?
Hare Mail.
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?
A bunion.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?
A pip squeak.
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.
What goes ha-ha-clunk?
A bunny laughing its head off.
How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for 3 hours!
How can you tell if your bunny is a chestnut(btw, Chestnut is the name for the wild rabbit color)?
Get out a board and see if he plays!