Building permit

louixo

Veteran Expediter
Charter Member
I Was going to get a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 gun turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.

It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.

The City Council told me to forget it... AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN! So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.

Work starts on Monday.

"I love this country. It's the government I'm afraid of."
 
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