Brilliant idea

louixo

Veteran Expediter
Charter Member
Got to love this, what a bloody good idea! The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person. Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials. You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: "Attention to all standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!" BRILLIANT
 

layoutshooter

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
got to love this, what a bloody good idea! The israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not x-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person. Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials. You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: "attention to all standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight 670 to london. Shalom!" brilliant



perectamundo!!!!
 

moose

Veteran Expediter
The Israeli version of that joke. is that they installed a pressure chambers, just like the ones used for sea divers who surface too fast.
according to the story, after spending millions installing those devices, they had to stop using it, because it kept pupping the breasts implants...
 
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