A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde driver eases it over
onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the
trunk
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of
the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in
trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up.
It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The officer, clearly
enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, 'What's
going on here?'
'My car broke down, officer' says the woman calmly.
'Well, what in the world are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here
by the road?' he asks.
'Helllooooooo!!!!' says the blonde. 'Those are my emergency flashers!'
onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the
trunk
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of
the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in
trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up.
It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The officer, clearly
enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, 'What's
going on here?'
'My car broke down, officer' says the woman calmly.
'Well, what in the world are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here
by the road?' he asks.
'Helllooooooo!!!!' says the blonde. 'Those are my emergency flashers!'
