Boudreaux

louixo

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Boudreaux done got old and his children dun put him in the old folks
home near Breaux Bridge, Louisiana where he dun met a lovely lady dat
were from Texas . Now Boudreaux being a fine upstanding Catholic, he
didn't want to do nutin' dat were against his religion, no. So he dun
propose marriage. Now both Boudreaux and Mabel were in their 80's.

Mabel went and told everyone at the Senior Citizens home the good news.
Irene, Mabel's best friend told her that since she was very wealthy and
the person she was about to wed was, well to say the least, not worth
much and she should insist on a Prenuptial Agreement.

Mabel was sitting on the porch swing with Boudreaux and she told him
she would marry him providing he would sign a prenuptial agreement.
Boudreaux dun told Mabel "I'll sign agreement, you bet, 'cause I luv
you so much."

Mabel got out the pen and paper and started:

She said: I want to keep my house down in Texas with all the oil wells.

He said: That's fine with me. I'll keep my shack on the bayou.

She said: I want to keep my Cadillac, BMW and Lexus.

He said: That's fine with me. I'll keep my pick 'em up truck.
She said: I want to keep my yacht that is more near my summer home in
Padre Island , Texas .
He said: That's fine with me. I'll keep my pirogue on the bayou She said: I want to keep all my jewelry.

He said: That's fine with me.

She said: I want to have sex 6 times a week.

He said: Put me down for Fridays.
 
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