rode2rouen
Expert Expediter
Here's a link to a little 'pooter game that can help wile away some of the waiting time 'til you're back on the road.
www.107.peugeot.co.uk/peugeot.swf
Rex
www.107.peugeot.co.uk/peugeot.swf
Rex
Bored at the truckstop?
- Thread starter rode2rouen
- Start date
Doggie Daddy
Veteran Expediter
Rex,tr beat you by about 3 weeks with this post.It's in the layover lounge. 
rode2rouen
Expert Expediter
I haven't gone to the "Layover Lounge" for a long time, so I didn't realize it was posted there.
A friend sent me the link the other day...first I'd seen it. Pretty fun little game all the same.
Rex
A friend sent me the link the other day...first I'd seen it. Pretty fun little game all the same.
Rex
marvinkwagner
Not a Member
If its raining and ya get a leak:
call the boss and tell him ya got a flood in the truck and all your electronics are getting destroyed
If the Truck is going down the road and ya cant sleep, call the boss and tell him the bed is vibrating and you dont know how to shut it off.
IF you want a new seat for the truck call the boss and tell him you got a medical condition and its called boat but and the only cure is a new driver seat with the vibration and heat.
If you want your co driver to stop using the jake out on the flat start buying plenty of lucas injector cleaner at the pilots. When the boss calls tell him the trucks running like ##### due to the jake being left on all the time is coaking up the injectors. So you need injector cleaner. (The above does happen using the jake all the time)
If your a female truck driver and you want a free manucure call the boss and tell him ya got grease in your finger nails from doing maitance on his truck, youll get your free manucure.
If you need a new pair of shoes Call the boss and tell him while fueling the truck his truck got fuel all over your shoes and pants and now you dont have none to wear and you got to go out of service and you cant afford a new pair. You will not only get the shoes and pants but possibly a new shirt as well. By the way my former partner who was the lead driver at the time did it 2 times both times it worked.
If you need a shower for your co driver every day as he / she dont wear deordant go to the nearst TA and see the fuel desk reciptionest
call her princess while your purchasing a coffee and while the convrsation is stuck up as for an extra shower coupon. 9 times outa ten the babe will give it to ya.
If your realy borred go into the restruant and mix the salt and pepper up then unscrew the lid of the sugar shaker and then get up go across to the other side of the counter or to anther table and await your victim.
Ya realy bored get on go on channel 19 and say duck fockers and guess what they think you said. hmmm
ba ba boo eeeee
call the boss and tell him ya got a flood in the truck and all your electronics are getting destroyed
If the Truck is going down the road and ya cant sleep, call the boss and tell him the bed is vibrating and you dont know how to shut it off.
IF you want a new seat for the truck call the boss and tell him you got a medical condition and its called boat but and the only cure is a new driver seat with the vibration and heat.
If you want your co driver to stop using the jake out on the flat start buying plenty of lucas injector cleaner at the pilots. When the boss calls tell him the trucks running like ##### due to the jake being left on all the time is coaking up the injectors. So you need injector cleaner. (The above does happen using the jake all the time)
If your a female truck driver and you want a free manucure call the boss and tell him ya got grease in your finger nails from doing maitance on his truck, youll get your free manucure.
If you need a new pair of shoes Call the boss and tell him while fueling the truck his truck got fuel all over your shoes and pants and now you dont have none to wear and you got to go out of service and you cant afford a new pair. You will not only get the shoes and pants but possibly a new shirt as well. By the way my former partner who was the lead driver at the time did it 2 times both times it worked.
If you need a shower for your co driver every day as he / she dont wear deordant go to the nearst TA and see the fuel desk reciptionest
call her princess while your purchasing a coffee and while the convrsation is stuck up as for an extra shower coupon. 9 times outa ten the babe will give it to ya.
If your realy borred go into the restruant and mix the salt and pepper up then unscrew the lid of the sugar shaker and then get up go across to the other side of the counter or to anther table and await your victim.
Ya realy bored get on go on channel 19 and say duck fockers and guess what they think you said. hmmm
ba ba boo eeeee
O.K.
panthervanman
Seasoned Expediter
marvin, wow that was very very very stupid ,it sounds like you may need a little sleep or a head doctor.It reminds me of my son when he was ten years old.How did you win that award when you have the worlds longest post??? Will you pull my finger????????? you are my hero........four.star.marv and remember lets all be safe out there..vanman...;-)