jaminjim
Veteran Expediter
The Blondes Year in Review:
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was
too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to
print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit
in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle
in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power
went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong
instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those
little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a
lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming
competition.....learned later, the other swimmers
cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain
storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't
it???
OCTOBER - HATE M & M'S .....they are so hard to peel.
NOVEMBER - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ...
instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
DECEMBER - Couldn't call 911 ...... "duh".....there's
no "eleven" Button on the stupid phone!!!
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was
too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to
print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit
in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle
in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power
went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong
instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those
little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a
lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming
competition.....learned later, the other swimmers
cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain
storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't
it???
OCTOBER - HATE M & M'S .....they are so hard to peel.
NOVEMBER - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ...
instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
DECEMBER - Couldn't call 911 ...... "duh".....there's
no "eleven" Button on the stupid phone!!!