After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just
go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes
for free!'
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't
you go give it a try?' The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined
to catch an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving
home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky
water, shotgun in hand.
He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning
reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto
the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up.
The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blond struggled with the
gator.
Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration...... CRAP! THIS
ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!
shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just
go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes
for free!'
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't
you go give it a try?' The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined
to catch an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving
home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky
water, shotgun in hand.
He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning
reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto
the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up.
The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blond struggled with the
gator.
Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration...... CRAP! THIS
ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!