Blonde in a small plane

[louixo]

A blonde is in a small two-seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.
"Mayday, Mayday, Help, Help ! My pilot just died!"

Ground control received her call for help and answers back: "Don't worry, ma'am. I'll talk you
down, just do as I say. First, I need you to give me your height and position."

"I'm 5"5' and I'm sitting in the right front seat."
Ground control: "Repeat after me: Our Father, which art in Heaven..... "

 

[Turtle]

Ground control's fault. Should have asked for altitude and directional heading.

 

[moose]

...And on another small plane emergency :

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.The first passenger, Sarah Palin, said, "I have my own reality show and I am the smartest woman in American history, so America ’s people don’t want me to die.” She took the first pack and jumped out of the planeThe second passenger, John McCain, said, “I’m a Senator, and a decorated war hero from an elite Navy unit from the United States of America ”. So he grabbed the second pack and jumped. The third passenger, Barack Obama, said, "I am the President of the United States and I am the smartest ever in the history of our country, some even call me the Anointed One." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out. The fourth passenger, Billy Graham, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, “I have lived a full life, and served my God the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.”The little girl said, “That’s okay Dr. Graham. There’s a parachute left for you. America’s smartest President took my schoolbag.”