The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street
and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with
nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots,
so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world
are you dressed like this?
The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff .. I
was in the bar down the road and this pretty little
red head asks me to go out to her motor home with
her. So I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me
to pull off my shirt ... so I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull
off my pants ... so I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull
off my shorts .. so I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of
sexy and says,
"Now go to town cowboy... ".
And here I am.
and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with
nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots,
so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world
are you dressed like this?
The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff .. I
was in the bar down the road and this pretty little
red head asks me to go out to her motor home with
her. So I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me
to pull off my shirt ... so I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull
off my pants ... so I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull
off my shorts .. so I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of
sexy and says,
"Now go to town cowboy... ".
And here I am.
