Betty and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their
uncle they would bury him at sea when he died. Their uncle
had been a seafaring gentleman all his life and it was to
be his final wish.
Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the two
blondes kept their promise. They cast off from Fort
Lauderdale with their uncle all stitched up in a burial bag
and loaded onto his rowboat.
After rowing for quite some time, Betty says, 'Do you
think we're out far enough?'
Barbie slips over the side and almost immediately says,
'No, this will never do -- the water is only up to my
chest.'
So they row on some more, and Barbie slips over the side
once again and disappears. Quite a bit of time goes by
while Barbie is under water and poor Betty is really
getting worried. Suddenly, Barbie breaks the surface,
gasping for breath.
'Well is it deep enough yet, Sis?' Betty inquires.
'Yes, finally! Hand me the shovel.'
uncle they would bury him at sea when he died. Their uncle
had been a seafaring gentleman all his life and it was to
be his final wish.
Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the two
blondes kept their promise. They cast off from Fort
Lauderdale with their uncle all stitched up in a burial bag
and loaded onto his rowboat.
After rowing for quite some time, Betty says, 'Do you
think we're out far enough?'
Barbie slips over the side and almost immediately says,
'No, this will never do -- the water is only up to my
chest.'
So they row on some more, and Barbie slips over the side
once again and disappears. Quite a bit of time goes by
while Barbie is under water and poor Betty is really
getting worried. Suddenly, Barbie breaks the surface,
gasping for breath.
'Well is it deep enough yet, Sis?' Betty inquires.
'Yes, finally! Hand me the shovel.'