Blind Date

louixo

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Jack took his blind date to the carnival. "What would
you like to do first, Amber?" asked Jack.

"I want to get weighed," replied Amber.

They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120
pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won
a prize.

Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the
ride was over, Jack again asked Amber what she would
like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said.

Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had
been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and
Jack lost his dollar.

By this time, Jack figured that she was really weird
and took her home early, dropping her off with a
handshake.

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date,
"How did it go?"

Amber responded, "Oh, Waura. It was wousy."
 
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